Love Contract: Boleh turunkan tandatangan di sini?

Dear boyfriend, if you get me a Mini Lop Rabbit for my birthday next year, I promise to

1. Swallow those big chunks of "delicious & palatable"carrot as much as you want me to without making faces and closing my nostrils like I always did. I'll even share my carrot with the new bunny. Sharing is caring, as they say.
2. Stop pinching my tummy and complaining of how fat I am in front of you. With a bunny around, I'll be more enthusiastic about exercising. I could bring the fella for a walk in the park, yeah.
3. Be less naggy. I know I act somehow like a grandma, sometimes it drags you downnn. Buy me a Mini Lop rabbit and I'll cut off my nagging time since I'll be busy layan-ing the rabbit.

So, what say you? If you ask me, I'll say it's a win-win situation. Dontcha think? :))

If you agree, please sign here.

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*Important notice : This contract is only applicable for Mini Lop rabbit ONLY. I repeat, MINI LOP RABBIT ONLY, not Holland Lop Rabbit or any other species of rabbit.

Mini Lop Rabbit ye, MINI LOP. Terima kasih :)

(Gambar-gambar diculik daripada Google)

Saya tak mintak banyak. Saya nak seekor dua je.

Pleaseeee!